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YM Scandal September 13, 2008

Filed under: Kasalukuyan — lhay @ 3:04 am

Someone passed this to me:

Ann was chatting on her YM when someone named Marco Mist added her.
She accepted the invitation.
Ann cute:hus ds?
Marco Mist: di mo ako kilala?
Ann cute: di po e
Ann cute: cno po 2?
Marco Mist: sus kunwari ka pa
Ann cute: cno nga 2?!
Marco Mist: ann
Marco Mist: wag
Marco Mist: kaMarco Mist: na
Marco Mist: magkunwari
Ann cute: kulit mo din noh?
Marco Mist: si marco to
Ann cute: cnong marco?
Marco Mist: ah so kinalimutan mo na ko?
Ann cute: cno ka ba tlga?!
Marco Mist: marco.
Marco Mist: Marco I. Melionza
Ann cute: Marco?!
Marco Mist: at last
Ann cute: OMG!
Ann cute: wag mo nga ako lokohin!
Ann cute: patay na si marco e!
Marco Mist: kaya nga e.
Marco Mist: miss na miss na kita ann
Marco Mist: miss na miss
Ann cute: hindi na to nkktawa
Ann cute: cno 2? jordan? mike?
Ann cute: wag nau kau mgkunwari!
Ann cute: 😛
Marco Mist: ann ako nga to
Marco Mist: gus2 mo magwebcam pa ko?
Ann cute: cge ba
Marco turned on his webcam.
Ann cute: O
Ann cute: M
Ann cute: G
Marco Mist: kita mo na?
Ann cute: imposible!
Ann cute: nkita kitang nasagasaan!
Marco Mist: …
Ann cute: so hndi k tlga ptay?
Marco Mist: patay
Ann cute: wtf?!?!
Ann cute: linawin mo nga
Marco Mist: bumalik ako pra sau
Marco Mist: mhal prin kita ann
Ann cute: marco may bf na ko
Ann cute: si noel
After that, Marco stopped replying and his webcam was paused.
But Marco still hasn’t signed out.
Ann didn’t close Marco’s webcam just in case Marco broadcasts again.
BUZZ!!!
BUZZ!!!
Ann buzzed 2 times. Still no reply.
All of a sudden Marco’s webcam was on again
It showed Marco, his head open, bleeding, his whole body full of cuts and open wounds.
Marco looked the same way he did when he was hit by a truck.
Ann froze in shock.
All of a sudden Marco replied.
Marco Mist: so hindi mo na ako mahal?
Marco signed out. Ann’s computer turned off by itself.
Then Ann’s phone rang.
Ann: Hello?
Jordan: Ann, bad news.
Ann: Ha? Ano?
Jordan: Si Noel.
Ann: Ano nangyari kay Noel?!
Jordan: Nasagasaan siya ng truck.
Ann: (cries)
Jordan: Hello? Ann?
Ann: Nasaan siya?
Jordan: Nasa ********.
Ann: Papunta na ko.
Jordan: Ok.
Ann went to ******** Hospital. Jordan led her to Noel’s hospital room.
(the hospital name has been censored for privacy)
Jordan: I think kailangan muna kita iwanan dito.
Ann: Yah. Thanks ah.
Jordan left Ann with Noel.
Ann: Noel, wag ka mawala. Dati si Marco, ngayon ikaw. Wag naman o.
Ann hears footsteps from outside. She turns around.
To her shock, she sees Marco standing there by the door. Ann screamed.
Ann lost her consciousness. When Ann woke up, she was lying down on a hospital bed.
Ann: Ano nangyari?
Jordan: Hinimatay ka.
Ann: Wow.
Jordan: Akala nga namin kung ano na nangyari sayo e.
Ann: Yeah. But, I think ready na ako umuwi.
Jordan: Sige. Tawagin ko lang si doc.
Jordan leaves.
Bloody Marco appears in front of Ann.
Marco: Masaya ka na?
Ann: Ano ba Marco?!
Marco: Kung hindi mo ako kaya mahalin, wala ka nang ibang mamahalin pa!
Ann: Marco, patay ka na!
Marco: Pati si Noel!
Ann: Wala kang kwenta!
Marco: (laughs)
Marco disappeared and Ann started laughing like crazy.
When Jordan returned with the doctor, they were both shocked to see Ann, laughing, trying to hurt everyone she sees.
Since then, Ann has lost her mind and got checked in a mental hospital. Ann has never stopped laughing ever since. Marco has never forgiven Ann for finding a new guy.
Grabeh, ang scandalous nga noh? Alam ko iba ini-expect niyo.. Aminin!
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Naalala ko lang… September 9, 2008

Filed under: Mga Nakaraan — lhay @ 6:29 pm

May naalala lang ako, nung mag vacation ako ng pinas last two months, syempre matinding reunion ang mangyayari nun, hindi lang sa pamilya pati na rin sa mga kaibigan sa industriya. Minsang namasyal kami sa mall at nadaanan ang isang boutique (tama ba spelling?) ng mga paintings. Magaganda ang mga Paintings infairness, Art Gallery nga ang dating, para na rin syang exhibit..Madaming tao at may mga ibang lahi ding nakikimasid sa mga paintings..kanya-kanyang reaksyon…

American : Cool Paintings…

Italian : Magnifico…

German : Nice Painting…  excellent!

British : Good work!!!

Filipinos : Uy, bilis! Picture-picture pang friendster!!!

Sa totoo lang natawa ako sa reaksyon ng mga filipino, hindi ko akalain na ganun katindi ang impluwensya ng Freindster sa atin lalo na sa pagkuha ng litrato para ilagay at gawing primary pic sa friendster…

Ito pang isang kwento, minsan habang nakikipag daldalan sa isang kabigan sa kanilang munting tahanan biglang dumating ang kanyang 8 taong gulang na masayang-masaya. Agad ikinuwento sa kanyang ina ang maghapong pangyayari. Madaldal ang bata , pagtapos ng halos isang oras na pag kwekwento ay tumigil na ito at handang ng pumasok sa kanyang kwarto at magbihis, nang bigla-bigla itong bumalik at sinabing:

Bata : “Mama kanina pala may nakita akong mga aso kanina naglalaro ng tug of war”

Mama: “oh talaga anak? ano naman ang pinag-aagawan nila?”

Bata : “Di ko po alam eh , kasi magkatalikuran po sila”.

(Nasamid ako, kamuntik ko ng ibuga at isuka ang iniimon kong iced tea)

Mama : Hep! Hep! Lhay, wag kang sumabat muna ha? May bata dito…

Lhay : Bakit? Wala naman akong sinasabi ha?

(Naalala ko tuloy bigla ang Pugab Baboy, kasi may ganung joke dun eh..haha..maari palang talagang maitanong ang ganung klaseng pangyayari mula sa  isang musmos na bata..)

Hindi na namin naipaliwanag sa munting bata na ang kanyang nasaksihan ay hindi TUG of WAR ng mga aso kundi mga asong gumagawa ng tuta sa gitna ng kalsada.

 

The Plurk Invasion to My Life September 5, 2008

Filed under: Dagdag Impormasyon — lhay @ 6:20 pm

5 days din akong nwala sa mundo ng blogsphere. PLURK is the main reason. Maybe some of you may start asking me.. PLURK? Ano yun tao? Bagay? Pook? or Pangyayari? Wala po sa mga nabanggit.

What is Plurk?

Noun. plurk (plüer-kh) – A really snazzy site that allows you to showcase the events that make up your life in deliciously digestible chunks. Low in fat, 5 calories per serving, yet chock full of goodness.

Verb. plurk (plüer-kh) – To chronicle the events of your always on, action-packed, storybook, semi-charmed kinda life.

Tama ng pag-aadvertise…Sumosobra na eh…Gusto ko lang i-share kasi sa inyo ang sayang nararamdaman ko kapag gamit ko ang PLURK. I used to be a TWITTER noh? but since i wasn’t able to visit the account regulary coz i have a very busy schedule but then again i tried using PLURK. Nag start lang ako nitong Sept 3,  sa ngayun masaya na ako sa pag gamit ng PLURK. Although hindi pa sya gnun ka known, for sure sisikat din sya in time. Like friendster, when i sign-up to Friendster at year 2002, hindi pa sya kilala, konti pa lng ang friends ko that time but now, after 6 years using Friendster, i have almost 1 thousand friends na (the fact that im not using Friendster regularly ha?), at malaki ang potential ng PLURK na maging sikat in just few more years. And by that time pioneer na naman ako sa Mundo na toh.

So friends, SIGN UP NA! Don’t forget to add me ha? Here’s my aaccount: http://www.plurk.com/user/Lhay

Curious pa rin ba about PLURK, here are some facts about PLURK that might help you!

A really snazzy site that allows you to showcase the events that make up your life, and follow the events of the people that matter to you, in deliciously digestible short messages called plurks.

How does Plurk work?

It’s easy. First, sign up. It takes 10 seconds. Then, just post new plurks which tell us what you’re doing, or how you feel, or what you’re thinking or anything else for that matter and it’ll appear on your timeline. You can tell us on the site, through instant messaging (stuff like MSN or AIM) or by text messaging us an update. Be sure to invite all your friends and see what they are up to throughout the day, it will make Plurk that much more fun for you.

Oh I can click on those?!

 

‘m a new user, how do I stay safe on Plurk?

Be sure to read our safe plurking habits guide. It’s a must read and will help you understand how you can make your experience on Plurk more productive and secure.

What’s my timeline?

Your timeline is your home screen and where you’ll spend 99% of your time on Plurk. It allows you to easily view and scroll from left to right using your mouse or keyboard as plurks are created by you and your friends throughout the day. It gives you a clear view into what everybody is up to recently and lets you stay caught up on what your friends are doing.

What’s a plurk?

A plurk is a small message or link, less than 140 characters, that you can broadcast to the whole world, your buddies or just yourself over the web, through instant messaging, and through text messaging on your mobile phone.

What are qualifiers?

Qualifiers are yummy color coded words which are commonly used by our members to start plurks. They make it easy for you to identify different types of plurks visually. So you can easily tell what someone <feels>, or <thinks>, or <loves> or <was> doing.

What’s freestyle plurking?

Freestyle plurking is a way of plurking without qualifiers. We don’t want to limit your creativity so you can plurk as you please if you choose not to use the color coded qualifiers. These are great for our older or more expressive users.

What’s a simple plurk?

A simple plurk is one where you haven’t selected any advanced options by clicking on the ‘more options’ tab below the Plurk box. Simple plurks can be shared with the whole world, your friends and friends of friends, just your friends, or to just yourself.

What’s an advanced plurk?

An advanced plurk allows you to add extra bells and whistles to a simple plurk. You can segment your audience by clique or friends, plurk about something that you did earlier in the day, or ask one of your friends what they’re currently up to.

How can I share images, Youtube videos and other media on Plurk?

When you plurk a web address that ends with .gif, .jpg or .png (for example: http://photobucket.com/image/cat/erinstevens34/cat.jpg), Plurk automatically generates a thumbnail image for you. The same happens when you plurk with Youtube’s embed url, such as: http://youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

Are my plurks visible to the whole world?

By default, a simple plurk is only visible to your friends. However, you can change who can view your simple plurks by going to the privacy option (top left, 2nd link) or you can send a plurk to a clique or a smaller group of friends by using the ‘more options’ tab.

What is a clique?

A clique is just that. It’s a way for you to define a smaller audience amongst your friends who share something in common. Maybe 5 of your friends play on the same soccer team, or maybe 3 of your friends work at the same company or maybe 7 of your buddies go for beers and wings every Monday night. Cliques help you manage your audience so that you can send plurks to only the friends who need to be notified.

How do I add someone as a friend on Plurk?

Just click the little ‘add to friends’ button on the middle right of another users Plurk page. Your friend will receive an alert on their Plurk page and an email. When they confirm your request, you two are then friends.

Can I view other peoples timelines?

That depends on the privacy settings of the person in question and whether they’re your friend.

 

 

 

 

 

Artistic Comic Strips September 1, 2008

Filed under: Araw-Araw — lhay @ 3:27 pm

Nakakatuwa lang itong ipinasa sa akin na email ng friend ko, although very similar yung joke at madalas na natin naririnig sa kanto, sa mga kainuman, sa mga ka jamming niyo pero kakaiba talaga itong joke na ito dahil mga tsong! may kasama itong comic strips! Ewan ko, sadyang mababaw lang siguro talaga ang kaligayahan ko, sa simpleng “knock knock, whose there” masaya na ako…sa simpleng “si juan at si pedro” tumatawa na din ako…at sa simpleng “paghataw ng dyaryo ni vic kay jimmy” humahalakhak na ako…

 

  

 

 

 

Ang huhusay talaga ng pagkakagawa nito, nabigyang buhay ang bawat character..kung hindi niyo tatanungin, isa rin akong artist…ehem! Kaya naapreciate ko ang mga bagay katulad nito…Saludo ako sa iyo pare ko, ang husay mo! Taas kamay kong ipapalakpak at ippagmamalaki ang talento at husay ng isang pinoy kagaya mo!!!